I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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