Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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