And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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