His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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