im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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