Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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