In the future we'll all be gay
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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