is wine microwaveable?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Bring me that man meat
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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