There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
ttyl tear gas
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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