I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is wine microwaveable?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I currently don't understand fingers.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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