I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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