it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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