Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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