we're blogging at a bar
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
two words...techno handjob
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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