I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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