DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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