I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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