why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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