Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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