im drinking this country out of the recession.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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