don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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