HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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