Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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