Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We need to rekindle our bromance
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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