my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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