she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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