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Pants 0. Shit 1.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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