So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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