He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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