If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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