love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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