Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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