Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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