The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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