I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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