He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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