As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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