Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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