your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Houston, we have a squirter
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
