No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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