I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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