why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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