god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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