yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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