You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.