Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.