I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"