the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
