so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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