Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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