Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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