just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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