in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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