get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
the raccoons are back...
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