Plan B is the new Plan A
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm always down for nudity.
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