he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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