Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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