she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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